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Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers.

TEEN JESUS AND
THE JEAN TEASERS

announce their second album
‘GLORY (Nov 7)’

New single ‘MOTHER’
With lead vocals from guitarist
SCARLETT MCKAHEY – Out today


“MOTHER is for every beautiful, magical lady who’s been caught in the crossfire of a man pretending to be good.”


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Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers

Photo – Briana da Silva

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Acclaim for
TEEN JESUS AND THE JEAN TEASERS

APRA Awards – Most Performed Rock Work (‘Salt’ ft. The Grogans) – 2025 shortlist
ARIA Awards – Michael Gudinski Breakthrough Artist – 2024 winner
AIR Awards – Best Independent Rock Album or EP (I Love You) – 2024 winner
Rolling Stone Awards – Best Live Act – 2025 nominee
AIR Awards – Best Independent Punk Album or EP – 2023 winner
AIR Awards – Independent Song of the Year (‘I Used To Be Fun’) – 2024 nominee
APRA Awards – Song of the Year (‘I Used To Be Fun’) – 2024 shortlist
APRA Awards – Emerging Songwriter of the Year – 2024 shortlist
J Awards – Australian Album of the Year – 2024 nominee
Rolling Stone Awards – Best Single (‘I Used To Be Fun’) – 2024 nominee
Rolling Stone Awards – Best New Artist – 2024 nominee
#6 ARIA Chart debut (I Love You)
#24 Most Played Artist on triple j 2024
#52 – triple j Hottest 100 (‘I Used To Be Fun’)

“Teen Jesus bring the chaos” – Rolling Stone

“a raucous ode to bar-top mischief and reckless abandon… the track cranks up their signature grunge-punk energy with widescreen indie-rock flair.” – Happy Mag

“Their latest track feels like a collage of everything we love about TJ&TJT—from the brattish verses to the gloomy undertones in the chorus, and an energy that you know will be cranked to 11 when it’s performed live.” – Life Without Andy

“Teen Jesus show no signs of slowing down” – Somersault

“The indie rock quartet have taken Australia (and the world) by storm these past few years… pure rock energy” – The Note

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ARIA Award-winning indie-rock four piece Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers are thrilled to announce their second album GLORY (Nov 7), and today release its latest cut – the fiery and rage-filled ‘MOTHER’ (both titles stylised all caps) along with its video that’s premiering on YouTube at 6pm AEST tonight. GLORY is an exploration of confidence, disgust, infatuation and power set against widescreen indie-rock you can strut to, and sees Teen Jesus embrace a new, messy era. GLORY is the sound of getting the bus home after a night out, mascara smeared and battery on 1%. It’s the conspiratorial eye roll you share with a girlfriend when a loser guy is talking. It’s Cher Horowitz exclaiming “Ugh, as if!” in Clueless. Also featuring ‘BALCONY’ and ‘UNSCARRED’GLORY is out Nov 7 via Community Music / Mom + Pop – pre-save/pre-order HERE.

New single ‘MOTHER’ is unlike any Teen Jesus song you’ve heard. With guitarist Scarlett McKahey on lead vocals for the first time, its twangy, western-inspired beginnings build and burst into a fiery rage, with the band expelling so much frustration they quite literally scream at the top of their lungs, leaving no room for anyone else. On ‘MOTHER’ the band shares, “MOTHER is for every beautiful, magical lady who’s been caught in the crossfire of a man pretending to be good. It’s about the built up rage of watching incredible women being mistreated by inadequate men, over and over again since the beginning of time.”

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Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers

Photo – Briana da Silva

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Produced by 3x GRAMMY Award-winning, London-based Catherine Marks (boygenius’ The Record, Wolf Alice), GLORY is an album Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers say is “completely us”; the work of musicians who know exactly who they are, what they’re worth and what they want to create. Together with Marks, they locked themselves away at a home studio nestled deep in the bush on Darkinjung Land / NSW’s Central Coast for a marathon five weeks perfecting and recording GLORY, a stretch of time that allowed the band to make these songs sound exactly as they intended. Marks stoked a creative environment where the band felt empowered to say ‘no’, encouraged them to try new approaches, and, more importantly, to bin whatever they didn’t like with wild abandon, all in order to help them arrive at the truest distillation of their sound. Every vocal, every instrumental part and every lyric on GLORY emerged exactly as the band intended, their vision ringing out true and clear and their incredible musicianship taking centre stage to create the suckerpunch power you’ll hear across the album.

Across its already-released singles ‘BALCONY’ and ‘UNSCARRED’ – which, along with the rest of GLORY, was mixed by 3x GRAMMY Award-winning Oli Jacobs (Kendrick Lamar, beabadoobee, Taylor Swift), mastered by Ruairi O’Flaherty (Sabrina Carpenter, Lana Del Rey, Bleachers) and have collectively had more than 450,000 streams on Spotify alone – Teen Jesus have seen continued support and acclaim from triple j, Spotify’s Local Noise, New Music Friday, MARROW (US), New Noise (US) and All New Rock (US), Rolling Stone, Somersault, Life Without Andy, Sydney Morning Herald, The Music, Happy, Tone Deaf and many, many others.

Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers – Anna Ryan (they/she; vocals/guitar), Scarlett McKahey (she/her; guitar/vocals), Jaida Stephenson (she/her; bass) and Neve van Boxsel (she/her; drums) – have gone from strength to strength since the release of their debut EP Pretty Good For A Girl Band (2022), with its lead single ‘Girl Sports’ landing at #55 on the triple j Hottest 100. Their debut album I Love You (2023) landed at #6 on the ARIA Charts, placed at #52 on the Hottest 100 (‘I Used To Be Fun’), with its deluxe I Love You Too (2024) featuring new singles ‘Dull’ ft. Softcult and ‘Please Me’ ft. The Linda Lindas – the former landing at #187 in triple j’s Hottest 200 this year. Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers have since raked in a slew of accolades including nominations and wins at the J Awards, APRA Awards, Rolling Stone Awards, AIR Awards and Music ACT Awards, being named one of Spotify’s Artists To Watch, and being hand-picked to open for legendary international heavyweights Foo Fighters and Pearl Jam in Australia and the US. Now based across Ngunnawal/Canberra, and Naarm/Melbourne, Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers are just as concerned about issues facing today’s women, non-binary people and young people everywhere as they are with making music that continues to push boundaries and expectations. They are ambassadors for Green Music’s No Music on a Dead Planet, played Rising Tide on Parliament House steps, contributed to the Parliament inquiry into challenges and opportunities within the Australian live music industry and are firm supporters of Michael’s Rule. This is a band never to be pigeonholed, and definitely never underestimated.

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Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers.

TRACK LIST

WATCHING ME LEAVE
BALCONY
TURN AROUND
TALKING
DAYLIGHT
MINE
MOTHER
BAIT
UNSCARRED
WONDERFUL

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